on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea
the fact that ellen doesn’t have to insult celebrities to be funny makes her 500% more amazing then she already is
My brother leaves for Thailand tomorrow. #lolwtf
The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas-covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.
— Douglas Adams (via likeafieldmouse)